how do u write an essay w/o crying
"so how is school going?"
"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story
i really wanna be in a movie but on the other hand, i’d probably make them delete the every scene because i looked bad
We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?
how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.
like isn’t just like having sex idgi?
This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.
what do you MEAN it’s inappropriate for gold digger by kanye west to be my wedding song
Kanye himself probably said this