my question is if men are unable to control themselves in the presence of women why the hell are they allowed to control entire nations
I laugh every time
"Tumblr is a hate-free environment!"
waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like
when u miss the last step on the stairs
friend: u high?
me: *reacts 10 seconds later* the fuck? no bitch
"Help, I’ve fallen glamorously and I can’t get up ;]"
All of the other mannequins look like they’re so sick of his shit.
"God damn it, Jerry’s at it again.
KHLOE DID NOT
i regret every selfie a day later
meeting someone who has the same music taste as you